By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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AssMole 0

nicee. but who the balls gets circumsized as an adult? that's wierd.

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starile 19

Circumcised guys ********** just fine, thank you.

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cloud_strife_ 0

The foreskin contains a lot of nerve endings. It won't be as good.

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LemonLala 0

Some people don't get circumcised till a certain age because of beliefs as well. I'm not sure which one would wait so long but I know my co-worker is getting his son circumcised next year when he turns 12 because that's how he becomes a man for his beliefs.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

another reason why "religious beliefs" are stupid as **** and why religion shouldn't be respected

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carm3nl1 0

your FML shouldve just stopped after u said today I was circumcised, seeing that your old enough to actually write about it. IT has to hurt. who cares bout ur gf drunk texting?!

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fmlissoooooofked 0

my doctor did a good job when i was younger.. wanna see? lol

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darryljustinhell 0

circumcised dicks are cleaner. well for the girl atleast when she gives you head. so be happy you've got a **** star dick right now ! I've got a circumcised one, but mine was from birth so i can't tell u how painful it is but good luck haha

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scj 0

yes I was going to write something similar. I think it should only be done if necessary. foreskin ftw!

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matt1397 0

why would you do that??? uncut dick is sexy!!!

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slayinvisible 0

not an fml, you are now a valued member of society. suck it up op.

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tucansam555 3

4skin is disgusting

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