By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
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AssMole 0

nicee. but who the balls gets circumsized as an adult? that's wierd.

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starile 19

Circumcised guys ********** just fine, thank you.

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kjthegreat 0

I knew something was different here! xD

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firechildredhead 0

Oh my god. Are you for real? What a stupid fml.

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gkings18 1

I love how the uncircumcised guys are getting all defensive and into it, fact is, girls laugh and joke together about your anteaters and would choose circumcised anyday, I've even heard girls ask friends if a guy was circumcised before hooking up with them, and when told they are they just say good and go for it

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j4ym4n 2

good lad. shielas love it in the chop, a sock **** looks so revolting I nearly dry-wretch when I see them in ****. so glad my parentals gave me the chop as a baby!

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bennyboy111 7

most em actually don't only tha ones in america do everywhere else uncut is tha loved

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mcsquanch 0

wtf is wrong with u? why would a grown man cut anything off his ****?

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MommaSchmidt 14

some girls like it better and it can make a guy last longer not to mention it much cleaner.

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erik02gutierrez 0

Hahaha #13...ouch!!!

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just4funbalt 0

sucks you had to chop some of your penis off.

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danii_s2 0

some people r so naive. iv seen an 80 yr old get it done. they get it done for medical reasons. sometimes as the penis grows, the foreskin becomes too tight.

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Koot_fml 0

YDI for cutting yourself

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