I say quit you don't need to take that shit it doesn't sound right to me. Tell your asshole boss where to go. Why would you stay at that job when you can have the last laugh.

dumb ass just quit

I say make them fire you so you can collect unemployment. As tempting as it is to sandbag your replacement, that's too easy & too obvious. Instead, sabotage your store's inventory. You'll be long gone & she's going to be stuck with bad inventory results. **** up any paperwork that wont be discovered for at least a month. Revenge is fun!!

I wish this would happen to my boss, I can assure you he def deserves it...

just steal the loot and blame it on her if they still fire you then you have money to last you until you find another job : ) problem solved.

Conduct yourself with grace during the last month. Do your best to train the new manager and do nothing to sabatoge her or the business. You never know who might be watching how you conduct yourself and what connections they may have. More than one former employee has found his/her next job through a co-worker's recommendation. It's highly unlikely you'll ever regret behaving with "grace under fire" but very likely you'll eventually regret behaving vengefully, criminally, or childishly.

Teach him all the wrong things and then screw around. You're gonna get sacked so what they gonna do?

Are u really gonna teach it to her? If u know their gonna fire u then just quit now

I'm guessing you're getting fired because you suck at your job, so why would they want you to teach her how to do the job?

my guess is she sucked to get the job. gl at your next place of employment might want to practice with some meridian balls.