By Anonymous - 26/05/2013 16:56 - United States

Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
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Bano360 25

Most vegans I know are very arrogant and annoying.

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Welshite 39

Hey, vegetables have feelings too; I've heard they grow better when sung to. This is why I subsist on a diet of water and dirt.

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User57777 13

I can only imagine your humiliation.

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lisslyi 19

When will people stop inflicting their opinions on others.

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B0nb0N09 12

I think the idea is that it is cruel whether or not they are the ones eating it!

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sikunt89_fml 16

As an omnivore I say you're a dick. Unless the restaurant is specifically vegan and you're there with you vegan buddies, should expect to see meat dishes being served. No need to be a child about it, after all, vegans are the minority.

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MacMonster 10

It's right to start a fight with someone because they don't follow your dietary beliefs? Maybe all us meat eaters should start a fight with you then.

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LeapingTurtles 4

FALCON PUNCH !!

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sikunt89_fml 16

A customer asked me last week "does the salmon steak have any dairy in it? I'm a vegan, but I can eat fish" I laughed in her face... I know it's rude but I couldn't hold it back. Vegans are annoying, so so annoying.

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Sputnikspak 13

That is being a pescetarian, not a vegan! (I'm a vegetarian who will occasionally eat fish/seafood, because I'm veg for health reasons, not moral ones).

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catsie_fml 14

I'm vegan, but that's just rude and he should keep quiet because everyone has their own lifestyles and he could have been more nice about it and convinced whoever alone and personally

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Sputnikspak 13

It's kind of like spreading your religion: no one wants it forced on them. Feel free to proselytize to those who ask, but leave everyone else alone.

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skyeyez9 24

It seems to me that narcissists gravitate towards becoming vegans to have an excuse to be an even bigger douchebag.

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Jemm_fml 29

Yup. And if they came from family of vegans they'd be the hugest paleo carnivore out there, blowing hot air about the "Merits of Meat". Sad, really.

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Ziggy122 15

Yeah, like those "Straight Edge" kids I went to high school. "Not only am I following the law by not drinking or doing drugs as a teenager, but I'm also a VEGAN! I AM CLEARLY BETTER THAN YOU! SXE!!!!"

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Ziggy122 15

*went to high school WITH. I accidentally a word.

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