Intimacy: Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable...

By gabormelchior - 23/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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Too late

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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Serial 2

Friday 24 April 2009 9:54

you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

girmonkey 0

Friday 24 April 2009 9:50

Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....

Comments

humpty_dumpty_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:32

it's okay to have sex for money you can admit you did it :)

mjsmclaren 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:47

Can you post a pic?

dantheman931 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:59

Why is being mistaken for a ***** a compliment??? And maybe the guy was just a retard. But yeah, you maybe oughta dress a little more conservatively, especially if you're walking. It's different if you're driving, since at least you've got a nice pane of safety glass if someone gets grabby. Also, invest in some mace! :)

kbot 0

Friday 24 April 2009 11:01

It doesn't sound like a very appealing outfit. I guess it's alright if you want to turn tricks.

Loe_307 0

Friday 24 April 2009 11:36

Didn't I see you on Craigslist?

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 11:41

1st rule of not looking like a ho: show off legs, or show off arms. Don't show off both at the same time.

AK 2

Friday 24 April 2009 11:44

Holy crap. Where do you live?

changster 0

Friday 24 April 2009 11:44

hot...

latuka 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:04

haha 22 lmao and for the commenters where the hell do you all live????? everyone i know wears shorts/skirts and tank tops, and none of them look like ******/hoes/prostitutes.... it's called, when it's hot you do what you gotta do. (that might just be people from Florida or Calif tho) and 17 she was going to the mall.. people normally try to dress in something cute when they go.. at least girls do.. and i concur with 11

Suaria 38

Friday 13 December 2013 2:15

Ya it could just be Cal which is where I live. In the summertime people wear short shorts and crop tops.

Amos_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 13:07

Jeez. What is the world coming to when you can't even wear what you like without being mistaken for a prostitute? BTW, everyone who called the poster of this "FML" a *****, try to find the definition first. You're not a ***** for wearing something that shows some or alot of skin. You're a ***** when you sleep with (wo)men for money or drinks or whatever.