By gabormelchior - 23/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Serial 2

you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall

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girmonkey 0

Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....

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deplorableworld 0

I'd say FYL if he was some pervy old man. Otherwise, it's not really FYL.

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skor_fml 0

Congratulations, you may have a future in law enforcement for sting operations!

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survivalism 0

Well, that outfit certainly sounds whory. Either way, it's a compliment.

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paraka21 11

first of "whory" isnt a word. And secondly she shouldnt be asked this question no matter what. you are clearly victim blaming

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oooh_dear 0

skirts. tank tops. and heels arent normally something to walk down the street in.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

uh what If your going to work? what if your going to a dinner party or even a funeral?

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Why would you go to any of the three events/places you listed in a skirt, tank top, and heels paired together?

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FMLshark 12

That's 228's formal wear. Normally she wears a bra, panties and heels to her casual activities.

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kel_riv 0

pink is so 5 years ago anyway. dressing slutty is only acceptable if it's fashion forward. otherwise you're just a cheap ho.

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stonerchu 0

This fml should be rewritten as "I'm a *****. FML"

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papertigers_fml 0

don't feel too bad. one time i was waiting for the bus wearing a hoodie, black pants and converse. some guy thought i was a prostitute. probably just because i was standing on a street corner, i mean my outfit wasn't slutty at ALL. another time it happened while i was wearing a winter coat. meh.. i don't get it.

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nightELFassasin6 0

ya I don't get it eithher cuz ur not even hot Meh

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poncho55 40

I'm not trying to be creepy, #21, I'm just saying you are attractive. Maybe those people who assumed such things also thought you were attractive but also just happened to be pervs.

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