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Same thing different taste
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Based on the phrasing of the FML, I have absolutely no doubt that your mother is completely right.
Well the ops mom isn't much better, referring to herself in the third person and what not!
I completely agree with Doc. The first sentence alone has three mistakes: a comma splice, a missing comma, and the ambiguous phrase of "also a teacher." If that's how you wrote your FML, I can only imagine how god-awful your essay was.
Well, #52, that was just unnecessary. All languages have several dialects. Yours being the original doesn't necessarily make it the only good one. It's stupid, arrogant pricks like you that ensure that the human race will never be truly united, and will die out as a result. I agree with Doc as well.
What? I didn't say that? I was pointing out that it's not just Americans who ruin English, but every country who speaks it has people ruining it. Did you even read what I wrote? Because, if you had, you'd know the English I speak is not the one from England. I didn't call either dialect superior, or inferior. I said the English butcher it just as much as Americans do. I also said that people blame Americans, not that I did. My god, people truly read what they want out of a sentence. I don't even know how to even reply to you. You obviously read "americans butcher" and posted without finishing. I'm quite fond of the fact that there's various dialects. Sometimes I say "bloody hell" and I'm American ;P i also call my couch a chesterfield. Kindly take the time to read the posts before replying next time.
Sorry #80. I misread what you typed. it wasn't long after I'd woken up.
yeah I know! I'm supposed to be like 27! why won't these clubs be let me in? :(
It's an expression, get over it.
haha fail!!
You have to go to university to become a teacher... listen to your mom, she knows what the profs expect to see on an essay. She probably also knows exactly what your grade will be if you turn in that piece of crap. YDI for expecting your mother to lie to you.
so, IMROVE on it then...
tell her you told your prof your mother is a teacher and she looked it over and said it looks great.
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Maybe you aren't stupid, maybe those were just REALLY smart 10 year olds!
WTF?