Miscellaneous: Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 590

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 10 950

By allinicolesmh - 08/08/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 698

Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 917

You deserved it 3 796

Communication breakdown

By FML - 08/11/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 453

You deserved it 2 420

By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML

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You deserved it 493

Drunk level: 2000

By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 198

You deserved it 99

By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 058

By Broken Leg, Broken Job - 10/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML

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You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00

Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 565

You deserved it 405

By Joey - 06/02/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

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You deserved it 2 481

crzyry 6

Monday 30 November 2009 9:59

Don't take him, problem solved! Damn I'm good.

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 30 November 2009 9:58

This sounds awfully like that show "That 70's Show."

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sandyra513 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:22

This reminds of an episode from that 70's show! lol

w_h_a_l_e 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 22:21

tell him you're busy pounding the pavement looking for another job to afford a life of your own.

antonioohama 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 10:00

Say it out loud to him, then point out how ridiculous it sounds.

ShannaLee 0

Friday 28 May 2010 17:46

BikerMike, either you didn't fully read the FML as it is, or the picture of the cat ass you have as a display picture clearly distracted you.

XxFA1LxX 4

Monday 7 June 2010 15:47

somethings happening with him and a co-worker!

SACKERLAND 6

Monday 28 June 2010 10:25

Tell him to go **** himself.

wriptidez 0

Monday 11 October 2010 10:00

forgive

magicstar 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 11:51

tell him "HELL NOL" tell him it's from me

cheesymcpuffs234 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:21

lol ouchhh

tal26ful 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:11

**** that

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