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By buttcrack - 18/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dawkrida 0

ummm forced???? or u just wanted to stare

To be fair, he might have had a thong on and you just didn't see it from that far away.

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thillyrabbit 0

nope motercycles usually go through the traffic

brandothemando 0

don't look at it! I think you wanted some of that

Was someone holding a gun to your head? The fact that you could tell that the guy wasn't wearing any drawers tells me that you were looking just a LITTLE too long. You love looking at hairy asses, don't you? It'll be alright if you just admit it. ;)

FUDGELOVESME 0

eww gross, but could look the other way

geoLa16 0

let that be a lesson to you not to **** around so much in your next job. YDI

I don't believe I've ever seen any kind of traffic backup where a biker waited. Especially not a 3 hour traffic jam.

Maybe he was so fat that he couldn't go between cars? Eh? Maybe?