Transportation: Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour...

By buttcrack - 18/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 234

You deserved it 3 939

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By O__o - 09/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 679

You deserved it 3 766

The View

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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You deserved it 7 923

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 897

You deserved it 3 412

Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 047

You deserved it 3 197

Long ass

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 369

You deserved it 213

By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 225

You deserved it 30 723

**** McGee

By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 937

You deserved it 4 550

By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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You deserved it 454

Bad day

By Matt L - 21/08/2020 14:07 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML

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You deserved it 1 372

By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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You deserved it 4 113

Dawkrida 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:12

ummm forced???? or u just wanted to stare

null_fml 11

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:06

To be fair, he might have had a thong on and you just didn't see it from that far away.

Comments

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:37

Who FORCED you to stare at it? Methinks someone's in the closet ;)

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:55

I just love how the fact some guys fat ass completely overshadows your getting fired. sounds to me like you need to get your priorities straight--maybe THAT'S why you got fired?

bee1504 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:20

Totally agree with you #68

Clearsky18 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:40

You didn't HAVE to look at it, you could have just MERGED into ANOTHER lane!!!!! and this isn't an FML, it's more of a complaint.

Clearsky18 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:46

You didn't HAVE to see it. You could have MERGED into ANOTHER lane!!!!

volleyballx3 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:58

you could of just looked away and looked at someone/something elsee dumbasss !

shiritt 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:38

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