Love: Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in...

By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

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By mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - 03/09/2012 08:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 128

You deserved it 2 220

By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 527

You deserved it 2 795

By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 253

You deserved it 4 231

Live, laugh, love no one

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 934

You deserved it 127

By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 912

You deserved it 4 034

By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 624

You deserved it 2 982

Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 327

You deserved it 783

By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 243

You deserved it 2 522

By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 738

You deserved it 21 430

By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 695

You deserved it 919

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:37

Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.

EllyH 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:38

Hey, I think that was really Sweet!!! Valentines isn't only for couples, it's for everyone who loves! Be Greatful you got such a lovely present!!

Comments

blackirish44 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:04

**** Snickerdoodles! ... 16!

blackirish44 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:06

^ **** it, even better! :)

armadilloz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:06

u should get sodomized with no lube u ungrateful bitch. anyone agree?

blackirish44 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:36

Was that directed at me or the OP? I see you posted it twice. If at me then, ungrateful for what? Also, **** you too. That is all...

armadilloz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:05

u should get sodomized u ungrateful bitch. anyone agree?

kloof 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:08

You're pathetic.

Ucla_cupcake 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:11

It's a lot better than not getting anything at all. The guy I like didn't talk to me yesterday. Why? idk. Maybe he doesn't like Valentines day either. However, I'm not going to wallow in self pity.

aDropOfSunshine 2

Monday 15 February 2010 10:15

What is it with all the whiny FMLs right now? Wahh I had an ******. Wahh my heart cookies look like dicks. Wahhh my mom did something really nice for me. Seriously? I think it's nice for your mom to think of you when someone else didn't. Remember, no one can love you like your mom (with obvious exceptions, most moms are alright).

armadilloz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:17

hahahahahaha #24

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:39

Agreed

OAudeamusO 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:35

That was really sweet of her, that's not even close to being an FML, just b/c you got your hopes up then they were smooshed. You deserve that. you did that to yourself.

CosmicPossum 2

Monday 15 February 2010 11:03

Today, I sent my grown daughter roses to let her know I loved her. All she did was was whine that they weren't from the guy she's been stalking.

Snow_Daisy 7

Monday 15 February 2010 12:30

lol I like your name.

CaliGirl2001 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:24

What's so wrong with getting flowers from your mother? I don't really feel like this counts as an FML.

suzzette_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:51

haha mum jokes rock

metrockick10 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:52

Stop being a whiny little bitch, then maybe you'll get a boyfriend. Your mother took the time and money to send you flowers on Valentine's Day even though you're an ungrateful little twit. Her sending you flowers doesn't make you a loser, you do that all on your own.