By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DocBastard 38

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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nanpooo 6

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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DinoChicken 3

I have had food poisoning before, it stinks! Hope you get better! :D

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Fuzzynavel 10

You see this is why i never puke in the toilet. It's disgusting and i'm so sick of people complaining about me puking in their sink/hot tub/ the footpath below their 4th story balcony. MUCH more hygenic.

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CCDNRGD81411 3

Thats one reason why i stand up ehen i throw up. But im not going to lie because there are times when your throwing up and kneeling by the toilet is forced

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aribari373 5

Why is your head inside the toilet instead of hovering above it? Those toilets are discusting

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abbymiguel 2

I would definitely throw up three more times

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sillyyanks 24

Who sticks their head right in the toilet before the puke? I don't even do that at home! I doubt you wiggle your pelvis right in there when you do a wee!

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