By thebrokentardis - 22/09/2014 06:45 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML
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GeorgeCarter95 16

It wouldn't help your leg, but you should be wearing one!

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Jreslier 15

Yeah, you should get a helmet for your leg.

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mangelon86 15

Helmets are for this new soft generation. I LEARNED to ride a bike with no helmet. Wiped the hell out, scraped up my back (that's right, no shirt either) got fixed up, and got right back on.

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lightburns 10

I wonder if you would be singing the same tune if your brains were pouring out your nose onto the asphalt. That was a TMI description, I know, but unless you're about 12 and require a parent to force you into a helmet, you should have outgrown the "I'm too cool for protection" stage.

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ryanator008 23

Did you also drive a car with your eyes closed? Was going off a a cliff not a big deal?

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crunchycheeto99 11

I laughed way harder than I should have while imagining this in my head..

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FreeTheRainbow 14

Helmets are useful. Especially if you're in the tardis with the doctor driving

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johnkimmel3 4

Plot twist he did get a head injury and he's hallucinating it was his leg!

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ramborachi 10

Perhaps because you're lucky you just broke your leg as opposed to crushing your skull. Also, it's the law for road cyclists.

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munchkinkid1 2

I completely understand!! I was riding my bike home from school and everyone yelled at me about not wearing a helmet.. I had a broken ankle and my head was fine! It's not even our fault in the first place .. Most people are on their phones

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xsydneyx123 28

Ask the doctor to help you. Whovian joke. (;

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Ohshitdude 21

Think you shouldn't go back to that particular hospital... Ever.

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