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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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M0rt 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:09

Sounds your face attracts balls

ohjessica 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:10

That's a perfect example of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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Lovesglee 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:22

Mmm mmm!!! Bloody Balls! My favorite! ;)

chili10 18

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:02

That's just nasty...

BenniiTora 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:55

5 D's of dodgeball Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge! Son, you're about as useful as a **** flavored lollipop.

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:42

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

HaileyJunkin 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:20

I was walking in the door as it hit me. Oh and I'm not a son, I'm a girl.

killa_k0d3 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:02

A good lookin one too

duhWINNING2_fml 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:04

It was worse when you won that race to the gym then realized the race hadn't started.

commander_cool 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:10

Taking balls to the face lol

FlyingWhisps 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:33

They hit you on purpose. THAT'S FOR SLEEPING WITH MICHELLE!

Strafeh 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:40

Balls to you?

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:51

Yeah, just avoid sports altogether. I do that. Very rarely cause injury to myself and others now. I think my old PE teacher still flinches at the thought of me and a rounders bat.

LoriLou 1

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:55

That happened to me one time :c I feel your pain.

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:55

stay alert stay alive!

White_like_dat 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:15

That dyke can play!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML

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Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Today, while delivering pizza I was yet again given $0.04 over the total bill and told condescendingly to "keep the change." This happens on every shift. My pay is reduced during deliveries, and I drive my own car, and use my own gas. For $0.04. FML

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Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML

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Today, I spent almost nine hours cleaning because I was promised I could go to junior prom if my room was cleaned. I missed a dust bunny and couldn't go. I had a date for this, who I'd had a crush on for over a year and barely managed to ask to go with me. FML

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Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML

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