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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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M0rt 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:09

Sounds your face attracts balls

ohjessica 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:10

That's a perfect example of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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Blueglasscup 18

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:15

Well at least it wasn't a medicine ball. My friends and I used to play dodgeball with those things. We were idiots.

builditbetter09 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:19

Well thats the first step, admit you have a problem.

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:19

No wonder you weren't playing in the tournament -- you suck at dodgeball. Don't watch fencing, archery or fly-fishing.

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:47

Skeet shooting?

oh_your_god 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:55

And stay away from javelin, hockey, competitive shooting, and probably water polo.. Better safe then sorry, eh?

meladuh 16

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:44

Just stay away from sports. It sounds like you can get hit in a golf tournament as well.

saIty 17

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:20

Well you got the ball to face part down, but the dodging part still needs practice.

piratepride77 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:20

Hope your orthodontist's gloves don't smell like piss when you go get your teeth fixed.

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:21

Hah, that FML was funny. :P

joee182 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:21

musta threw it hard for it to make you bleed that sucks!

Drittjr 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:49

Gee, ya think?

caranina 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:31

HALLELUJAH .

killak41 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:31

Clearly you haven't learned the 5 D's yet.

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:46

Edit

Savra_fml 17

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:34

Get prepared for the games for tomorrow. When you go home tonight, get one of your siblings/parents to throw wrenches at you until you stop getting hit. Once you achieve that, you will be ready to be a spectator for the rest of the tournament!

KindaFunnyRight 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 0:41

Ohhh sorry about that :/

StuckOnline 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:06

I think we go to the same school. we had a dodgeball tournament today at my school, BHS

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 1:39

My high school was BHS! Bingham High School

belkinbra 12

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:45

Hey, both of you, no one gives a flying **** about what high schools you went/go to. So **** off.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:57

82 - Who shit in your cornflakes, hop off the rage train you asshat.

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