By mobigomo - 27/05/2015 06:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML
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mobigomo tells us more.

mobigomo 5

Honestly it was 100% my fault I teared. Going deep in the realm of TMI this is pretty much what happened. I didn't have an epidural so I was feeling the "ring of fire" like a mofo but he had told me to hold off on pushing for a moment because he was trying to relubricate and massage me open more so I could push my sons head out. Would have worked fine if I hadn't had a crazy intense contraction which made me push extremely hard while his fingers were in there, which made me tear right through. He did an amazing job stitching me up. Really after he realized who I was his interest was more in how I healed and if he stitched me up ok. Apparently he was super new and it was only his 4th day working in the hospital as an attending doctor. He was great though. I was really happy with my experience overall, except for the tearing through to my butthole part.

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Top comments

fuckercakes 21

Honestly all I can say is bless your heart for going through that

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Econforthwin 15

That sounds incredibly painful. Probably not a turn on for him either. Sorry about that.

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SteamyPenguin 46

It can happen very quickly. You have to look for the blanching and try to see where it's going to tear. You don't know how bad a tear is going to be. But generally, he did a bad job if he mangled up her ******. Communication, very important in those last few pushes. Some women everything looks fine and then they give a big push without warning you and the peri just explodes. I'm not exaggerating.

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Badkarma4u 17

He probably threw an extra stitch down there and wanted to take it for a test drive.

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Merylwen 24

I wonder if big babies are why so many of my cousins died in childbirth. (bloodloss)

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yosico22 16

Kinda sad how you just had a baby and check out other guys.

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platypus546 24

yes, because having a child suddenly makes you asexual?

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natashamilan 13

Kinda sad that you're jumping to conclusions.

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wfacsc 13

I read this several times, rather confused, before I realized it says "I got hit ON by an attractive young doctor". That on makes a big difference.

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fpants2010 18

Ouch, OP! I thought I knew pain delivering my 8lb 11oz son vaginally with no pain meds - you have certainly earned the title of "tough mama"

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charlespainting8_fml 2

You deserve it! Because: 1) You just delivered a baby. So if you were married, or are still seeing someone, then you're a cheater for flirting with somebody else just because they're a doctor. 2) If you weren't seeing someone, then YDI for sleeping with a "hot tall broad shouldered guy" who gave you such a huge big a*ss baby that it ripped your vag, and then he STILL didn't commit to you. I mean get a guy in your league lady, stop sleeping with huge dudes who don't want you. So either way its a YDI. Shes either a hoe fishing for men out of her league, or shes a cheater. Either way no respect here. Sleep with normal sized dudes, who will give you normal sized babies ,and will actually love you and commit to you for the long haul. Don't sleep with big alphas, breed their babies, and then try to hit on doctors as a single mom. that's just not classy. I might get thumbed down but I feel like most people can agree with this

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

FYL…but for the labor, not today's meeting. Ouch!

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ningningniumai 11

Hope he gets to eat in that restaurant soon ?

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