Intimacy: Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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Thanks, Dad!

By Sam - 28/11/2008 08:50 - France

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By grossedout - 08/11/2009 21:11 - Canada

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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What was I thinking?

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 10:00 - United States - Okemos

Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML

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aimferd 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:12

Hope she didnt use it...

TheChowski 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:12

She was just trying to shake things up a bit!

Comments

rae_munchkin 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:17

It's her way of showing she supports you having it.

BuckyChemist 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 1:51

True but she should totally hide that thing better!

Angelrose2004 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:17

There's a pillow called "hide-a-vibe" for reasons as such. It really is an investment... And kind of comfy too :)

weasel123 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:18

How thoughtful of her....

sarbear293 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:19

Haha at least she didn't ask you about it. That would've been more awkward.

junebug93 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:42

I think the mere fact that she didn't say anything made it awkward. I mean just imagine the next morning waking up and it being the giant elephant in the room as you casually say, "pass the salt"

sarbear293 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:27

73 haha very true!

keenankunzelman 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:42

Hello

Dadothy 8

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:19

Awkward....

stevenmer 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:21

At least she didn't say omg yours feels so much better than mine!

MyLoveDrunk 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 18:46

Looking at your picture, I am sad to say that I pictured you saying those exact same words..

stevenmer 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:13

It's because I'm the one that actually cleaned her room... TROLLLL

MyLoveDrunk 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 22:25

Are you calling me a troll..? Geeze sorry it was just a comment...

stevenmer 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:21

Nooooo haha I was said troll so you would picture the troll face in you head! Hahaha

MyLoveDrunk 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:27

Oh okay haha, my bad:)

stevenmer 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:27

At least I got to talk to you more :D

MyLoveDrunk 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:34

Aww you're sweet:) yeah I guess so haha

stevenmer 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:26

Fine me on facebook :)

MyLoveDrunk 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:46

I wouldn't know where to start:)

stevenmer 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:38

I'll give you a hint Steven Merlino that live in Georgia:)

MyLoveDrunk 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:13

That is quite a hint;)

stevenmer 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:34

Just a little one;)

annihil8or 15

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:22

@ thereallori, 6 weeks or 42 days, is more like triple the # days a working person gets

Savra_fml 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:31

Depends on the job and country. Eg., many countries in Europe have 30 days of holiday/year. This equals 6 weeks because weekends are not usually counted.