By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Spicy
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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bubo_fml 10

I was at the airport recently & TSA searched a lady's bag...They pulled out a collection vibrators & dills for all to see...They were all smirking like a buncha FML readers...(Wait a minute, gotta wipe the smirk off my face!)

aw, it shouldn't be allowed to search someone's bag out in the open. someone did that to me, eccept it was tampons in the bag :/

YDI masturbating is wrong and disgusting

SheepShoop_fml 20

Well she knows now... I suggest getting a little plastic box (Sterilite or Rubbermaid, that sort of thing), wrapped up the vibe and putting it somewhere in the room. Under the bed is a bad place for it...collects dust and whatever else. And with a little box you can get something else too. Just make sure they're separate so you don't have any weird chemical issues going on (ie most gel or vinyl toys are the devil and will ruin something superior like silicone)

While it was nice of her to clean your room for you... It's still very irritating to have your parents going through your belongings. Whether it's for a good cause or not, it's an invasion of privacy. At the very least, I hope she didn't bring it up to you.. that'd just be humiliating!

SwtCherryPie 26

If you are still living with mommy and daddy you have no such thing as privacy. Considering she is buying sex toys I would assume she is over 18. If she wants privacy she needs to move out otherwise get over it, they are your parents regardless of how much you cry its unfair or an invasion of privacy you are under THEIR roof and they can do what they want in their house. Maybe she should have thought of a better place to put it or maybe taken it with her if she thought something like this would happen. Her own fault sorry to say.

I agree 139, children don't understand that under 18 their "right to privacy" is what the parents deem private & usually ONLY extends to "showering & changing clothes" NOT to hiding "adult" items or drugs/alcohol that are usually illegal (in most states) for minors to possess in the first place. 18 or older, they need to not be such slobs & live by the house rules or get their own place.

I guess she was just proving that you can't hide anything from parents?