By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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TheChowski 2

She was just trying to shake things up a bit!

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aj98 2

Why didn't you take it with you? duh!

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clownpocket74 1

Next time try tucking it safely in your rectum when you vacation

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Jasonf6 0

When living at home NOTHING is ever "hidden" under your bed.

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theonlysweetpea 10

I don't see the problem. Your room's clean, your mom obviously doesn't care that you have a vibrator,

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witchdoctor1 9

Here's what you say "ma...what were ya doing?" play cool. N pretend it's not yours. Hey you were gone for six weeks. Lot things can happen when a kids outta the house

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bubo_fml 10

Next to your pillow?! Well, OK...Just be careful you don't chip your teeth...

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RebelYell14 4

My question: how did you go without a vibrator for SIX WEEKS?

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