By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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TheChowski 2

She was just trying to shake things up a bit!

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clownpocket74 1

Did it smell funny? Did it have a weird taste?

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Savra_fml 17

So the first thing you would think about when you find your vibrator neatly placed next to your pillow is to sniff it and pop in in your mouth to see how it tastes?

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KittyJay 3

So you went 6 weeks without your vibrator? And why didn't you bring it with you? It's better to keep personal stuff like that with you...

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julia_lynn 21

I dunno if you've traveled with a vibrator, but it can be pretty embarrassing when TSA rifles through your stuff and starts questioning you about it.

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Dracoboxer357 35

I dunno, if I owned a sex toy, I'd rather it be found be a stranger I'll never see again than a parent that used to change my diapers. ;) And how many questions can they realistically ask you about a *****/vibrator? Frequency of use? If it counts as carry on luggage? If it comes in royal blue? ;)

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julia_lynn 21

LOL! It depends on the TSA agent. The women tend to see it and smile knowingly, a lot of the guys act like creepers - from winking to asking a bunch of questions until they finally catch on what it actually is. XD

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Dracoboxer357 35

Ah. Yes, the creepy guy leering over a personal stimulation device would be weirder than a parent pretending not to have seen it at all. Never dealt with the TSA, was under the impression they were supposed to be rigidly professional. I still don't see the big deal about learning that a girl might enjoy solo sex like most of the male population. "Woooooo! I have proof, this woman Right Here likes to play with her ******! Oh my God!!!" :p Weirdos. Oh, and thanks for clearing that up for me. :)

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julia_lynn 21

Haha, your mom is hilarious. Seriously though, it could have been worse. At least she didn't throw it out or replace it with bible tracts - something my mom did when she found condoms in my suitcase whenever I came home from college once.

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ninjacapo 2

What i dont get is why op didnt bring it or her long vacation :p

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lylotrezor 20

Just because OP's mother found her vibrator does not mean she used it. I mean, would any of you use your child's sex toy? Also, while having her finding it is embarrassing, it's not the end of the world unless you make it so. My mother found my vibrator once, so what?

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teamjacob21 0

It is if your a dude

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lost_ginger 7

That's why when I leave the house I take whatever I don't want someone to find ydi for having it somewhere it can be found

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perdix 29

I hope she polished it for you and inserted fresh batteries.

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rattusrattus 18

Maybe she thought you were a werewolf hunter when she found your silver bullet. :P

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ilove80smetal 8

Sounds like her 6 week vacation from you was very pleasurable too

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kristen69 0

That's why u keep ur room clean or hide it in a better spot then under ur mattress. I told my mom I had one when we decided to remodel our house. All she said was mastrabation is a normal thing and it's actually healthy for u. So don't be embarrassed that's she found it.

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