By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Spicy
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 458
You deserved it 9 321

Same thing different taste

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She should have posed it with your teddy bear as if he was using it.

Men use sex toys too. They are made for stimulation, and guys, same as girls, enjoy sexual stimulation.

TalkingTowelTim 0

She's a girl, I'm sure she understands. Hey, it could've been your dad who found it. That shit would've been awkward!

Why did you not take your vibrator with you? At least she didn't say "I need to talk to you" when you came back. That one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life. FYL

I thought the same thing...in terms of taking it with her, anyway.

drlove78843 6

Maybe she took her boyfriend instead.

Ninja_assassinXD 8

Wait, if she had a boy friend, why the vibrater?? Lol

You could say that was the buzz around the house while you were gone.

mintcar 9

Always best to find a really good hiding spot if you're going to be living at home. These sort of situations tend to spark up really awkward conversations.

You should be glad. Your sweet mother cleaned your room for you! Don't be ungrateful now!

And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't people correct others all the time on this site? I assumed it was th norm, and people wouldn't get so upset about it. Oh, and this is a generalized statement: "Someone must be really co dependent to tuck in their vibrator." I'm out. Peace to all!

This is the third time i've had to say it so. Y U no hit reply button!!!!

I hope this is not upsetting, but just to correct you anyways, you are missing an "e" from your "the.

Ha, no it's fine. Correct me if necessary

MeLuvBewbs 7

At least ur mum wasn't like, "Hey Sweetie! Come with me and we'll take a look back at the memories in your room, starting with your sex life."

geod69 8

Question is did she use it first