Intimacy: Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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Thanks, Dad!

By Sam - 28/11/2008 08:50 - France

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By grossedout - 08/11/2009 21:11 - Canada

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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What was I thinking?

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 10:00 - United States - Okemos

Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was pantsless, horny, and my vibrator died, so I put it on charge next to my bed. My mum then came in, crying hysterically about how she got fired. I was still naked. I felt so bad. FML

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aimferd 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:12

Hope she didnt use it...

TheChowski 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:12

She was just trying to shake things up a bit!

Comments

FalconCrunch 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:26

She should have posed it with your teddy bear as if he was using it.

Ins_Knie 2

Saturday 21 January 2012 17:43

'He'? Yuck.

EvilLilCupcake 10

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:42

Men use sex toys too. They are made for stimulation, and guys, same as girls, enjoy sexual stimulation.

ICATiger 13

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:30

I'd suggest getting a new viberator....

chili10 18

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:34

Why? So op's mom can find 2?

TalkingTowelTim 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:33

She's a girl, I'm sure she understands. Hey, it could've been your dad who found it. That shit would've been awkward!

Savra_fml 17

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:37

Why did you not take your vibrator with you? At least she didn't say "I need to talk to you" when you came back. That one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life. FYL

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:38

I thought the same thing...in terms of taking it with her, anyway.

drlove78843 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 21:30

Maybe she took her boyfriend instead.

Ninja_assassinXD 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 0:02

Wait, if she had a boy friend, why the vibrater?? Lol

docscientist 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:39

You could say that was the buzz around the house while you were gone.

mintcar 9

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:41

Always best to find a really good hiding spot if you're going to be living at home. These sort of situations tend to spark up really awkward conversations.

nslurve 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:42

You should be glad. Your sweet mother cleaned your room for you! Don't be ungrateful now!

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:48

And correct me if I'm wrong, but don't people correct others all the time on this site? I assumed it was th norm, and people wouldn't get so upset about it. Oh, and this is a generalized statement: "Someone must be really co dependent to tuck in their vibrator." I'm out. Peace to all!