Geek: Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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NEVER JOKE ABOUT FLUFFY

By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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Weird reason

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:33 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML

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Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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By Crazy cat lady - 10/04/2015 15:20 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 06/03/2017 04:00

Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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Jakesterk96 8

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:30

What a catastrophe.

YoYoNegro 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:36

Still a better love story than twilight.

Comments

moneybagz131 6

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:40

Meow

Weezay 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 3:44

Wow...Very witty...

Hidur 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 5:35

More like very.. kitty. Ho hum.

auzz1_pride 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 7:17

really? meow is all you could come up with.... there is no need to rush for a firstie comment.

llamafish 25

Sunday 22 April 2012 15:35

Too soon, 13, too soon.

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:40

how about you help him by taking him out to find a real life

Aug1508 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:40

What a little girl! TIME FOR A MAN!!

Aug1508 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:51

Man

SpottedZebra42 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 3:58

While moderating this FML earlier, I couldn't help but wonder what kind of witty comments would be posted on it. I knew they were going to be great! And then I read your comment......