By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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shutupK 0

when I first read this I thought it said "giraffe" dicks.. hmm.. now that would be different.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

my ex boyfriends name Is Darren and he lives in australia 0.o

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lopezk 0

Ouchh! I hope darren can come up wit some money to pay for all the mess !

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daydreamer244 13

hey at least u ain't the fool who waisted their time ******* up the wrong house

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sammygirl8 0

call da police!

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