By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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CaptainAwesome2 0

How did you know it was dog shit?

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sadkiddie 0

haha that's what I thought

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salvationsanctua 5

Sounds like the doing of Creepers! D:

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starsfan_9 7

As interesting a story as this is OP, all I can wonder is, what did Darren do?

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mbrooks5110 0

Time to call the police and have the idiot arrested.

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davek 36

Call the cops. Sounds like criminal damage. And if the cops won't press charges, sue this *******.

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gigi03 5

Charge Darren for all the damages or ask Darren who hates him enough to do such a thing

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whythepain 0

oh that's your house....jk you need to beat your neighbor up!!

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Poliahputz 0

find who did it n mess their shit up n leave a note saying "Darren is the neighbor"

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grapist 0

sucks for you. but letter box? don't u mean mail box?

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Zambaku 9

He's from Australia, let him say letter box :)

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