By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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miume16 0

hmm this seems to happen quite a lot, doesnt it?

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tacocannon99 5

Looks like someone's anally targeting Darren!

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smartalek 2

tell Darren, and make him pay for the damages.

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Dead_Master 0

Dam op that sucks for you, Darren's ass got lucky Darren likes to suck lol.

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thePr3da1i3nrulz 4

Wow thats gotta suck.

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lmaoatall 6

be kind and return darrens mail to him. I don't care how you do it. place it in his hands. throw it at him. shove it in his face, but please do it! it's the least you could do for all the trouble he had caused you.

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