Miscellaneous: Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 014

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By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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You deserved it 7 680

By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 565

You deserved it 8 865

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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You deserved it 34 227

By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 419

You deserved it 13 328

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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You deserved it 5 872

ericbrat20 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:11

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

zidane312 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:48

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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xxria92xx 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:19

We had a hypnotist at our school last night!! At least you did think the male hypnotist was hayden panettiere and get a boner when you hugged him. In front of the whole school. it wasn't me by the way.

poprockxmassacre 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:23

I knew a guy who got hypnotized and saw Zac Efron as his celebrity crush. He was already out as gay to a good group of people though, and really, we all think he was just acting... It was still funny, though.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:24

I remember bursting out laughing when I moderated this. That's just priceless. Maybe you just wished you were him and not wished you could have buttsex with him though.

itsme33_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:25

This is fake. You cant be hypnotized like that.

a129d 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:37

wow i got hyptotized in front of my school 2 days ago lol but i didnt say anything like that

gbrown 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:40

So you're gay... who cares? At least you came out subconsciously. In response to #24, you can be hypnotized like that. It is a technique used by therapists to reveal information about the patient that they themselves might not even know/realize.

amirn86 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:49

Keith Richardson does it for me more than Mick :p Dude that sucks and I understand your embarrassment lol maybe your subconscious doesn't understand what "hot" means... or maybe deep, deep down you are really into wrinkly, cracked out, fugly old dudes

kevind23 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:50

Where's the "so what" button? And also, hypnosis really doesn't work like that. You said Mick Jagger of your own will entirely, so I don't really understand the "FML" in this situation.