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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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By Embarrassing - 26/06/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By embarrassment - 12/06/2009 13:46 - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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By poop_mcqueen - 30/07/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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ericbrat20 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:11

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

zidane312 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:48

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:06

@ #1 hypnosis only works if you give yourself over to it. Some people are very subconsciously protective of their psyches and can't let go enough to be hypnotist. Some people are very different, I've seen hypnosis be successful. And OP, Mick Jagger is fine, don't be embarrassed

couldbeworse55 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:10

You're a guy, and clearly a homophobe. FYL for that one Mick Jagger is gettin a little old too... unless you like huge lips that happen to be a little wrinkly

nellyphant 18

Wednesday 22 October 2014 13:43

I'm not entirely sure where you get the idea he's a homophobe from! He's embarrassed because he told the whole school the hottest celebrity is mick jagger whilst hypnotised! I think most people would be embarrassed by that!

Lolrus 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:15

why did u sign up for getting hypnotized in the first place? XD

Vincenzo_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:42

According to one of the local radio stations here, it's not gay unless balls are touching. My personal requirements are a little more strict, but hey, according to them you're fine.