Transportation: Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 00:43 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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PTSD

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 12:00

Today, my mother and I almost got driven off the highway by an SUV because we couldn't speed more than we were already. She had a major car accident by a drunk driver in the past, and she was inconsolable after this. We weren't able to get their license plate. FML

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McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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CaiDog 20

Wednesday 23 July 2014 14:43

And here adults accuse the younger generation of being social media obsessed..

Bjar98 6

Wednesday 23 July 2014 14:19

your mother needs to have eyes on the road from now on, i hope you are ok :/

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:38

Did she post the wreckage afterwords maybe a #nofilter #everyoneokagy #worthit

SupHoeItsChelsea 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:41

This generation affects adults too.. I hope youre okay OP!

SecretPlatypus 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:37

You didn't deserve it, but your mom did.

DramaLama 7

Thursday 24 July 2014 1:41

I was confused.. I thought you were driving. lol my bad

micdundee0047 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:34

But did you die?

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:41

Is your mom Dina Lohan ?

Ancila 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:54

Nothing is worth diverting attention while driving. You are saying F your life. She could have killed a car full of kids.

AmandaApple 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:47

bad idea!

itsdepression 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:59

smh and I thought technology ruined teenagers

reptile2514 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 9:50

Social media will be the end of us

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