Miscellaneous: Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the...

By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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Kamazar 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:38

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

mf_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:41

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 9:07

Wow, dude, sucks to be you. However, I am in love with you due to the style you used when writing this. Hope you feel better... and try not to make let industrial cleaner to get into your eyes next time :)

electro_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:25

"raging fire party"? teehee! that's great.

TigressUK 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 11:01

Watch the grammar; it should be "whereupon" not "wherein".

LilKonvicted 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 13:56

That happened to me once.. i feel your pain FYL

alexgisforme3 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 17:16

that sucks so bad eeek!!!

beepmeep 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 19:24

How does this even happen?

Rodjmeister 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 19:49

OW. I've gotten turpentine, paint thinner, paint itself (separate occasions unfortunately), wood stain, sawdust, and glue in my eye...but that sounds REALLY bad.

duckyx1 0

Friday 8 May 2009 18:57

hey...your user name. Neutral Milk Hotel :)

nowneverforever 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 8:27

how the heck did you get industrial TOILET CLEANER in your eyes? hope you feel better tho.

XGCHappyFace 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 9:10

Owch... Seeing this one I had to comment on it... One thing I've learned is that if by chance you do get a certain chemical on your skin (or in this case your eyes, which sucks even more) it's always best to check the label before rinsing it with water (difficult as it's i your eyes lol)... I say this because some chemicals react quite nastily to being mixed with water... and the last thing one would want is your eyes being chemically burned or worse... Anyway... Yeah... painful stuff... feel better...