By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
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Kamazar 0

I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)

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mf_fml 0

"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.

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qwerty123456789 0

And you had industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes because...?

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wonderbread1995 0

Why was their industirial tolitet cleaner with it soaps..??? I'm assumeing that's what happened... If not I don't get how that's possible

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oogyboogy 6

I don't care if you killed someone that kills and you life is ******

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esklstar 0

ooooch owie sorry buddy

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balletstar101 0

I moderated this one! :-) Becareful nxt time!!! ;-) {:-$D

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ALRULES88 1

I got gasoline in my eyes. the only damage to my left eye is a little blurieness. my parents don't know and I was screaming when it happened. they were downstairs and I was upstairs

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Skimbap 0

Haha, can't even clean anymore, looks like we got another useless woman in the world XD

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terranada 3

that's why I usually just stick my head in or pour water on my face. i risk getting th bathroom floor wet, but that's better than hitting my head =/

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tessybearbear 4

I know this FML is really old, but I just wanted to say it's extremely well-written. Bravo, OP.

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