By jo1429 - 31/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 564
You deserved it 5 367

Same thing different taste

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Tell him "No, it's OK - I'm a cop, and they're part of the job. Now - sorry - what were you saying?"

Your all retarded. ive been driving a tow truck for years. im skinny, have all my hair and teeth, and am only 29. i make more in a day then most do in a week....

The only mistake was "your" at the beginning. Other than capitalization, punctuation, and the use of 'retarded' as an insult, that was fine.

XxdarkangelxX13 0

was he good looking, if so that changes the concept of the situation ;)

Better than a maid or something seeing them attached to the bed... Just explain where they were from