Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a...

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 659

You deserved it 65 793

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 308

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 510

You deserved it 92 593

By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 286

You deserved it 17 180

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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You deserved it 44 218

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By Demona666 - 06/12/2021 08:01

Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 704

You deserved it 1 499

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 494

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 275

You deserved it 4 152

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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You deserved it 2 786

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 931

zolltf 4

Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

moshmosh 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:06

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

Comments

dristin 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:36

that is hilarious! (: I lol'd!

andrej07 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:19

the only thing I would be distracted by is hot girls

DoctorDictator 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:23

How the **** is this funny, what if you were the crash victim. Would it be funny then?

Papib_fml 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 6:52

Pass the blunt homi

Papib_fml 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:04

Pass the blunt homi

kartik 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:06

this, people is eather a sign of dyslexia or you just have the creativity of a child ( which can very use if your in the cartoon industry or a creative writing industry ) but when I'm driving I would think that I'm maneuvering a large spaceship around stars and astriods.  this is the perfect example of how people just don't recognize the beauty in imageination. people like you r the ones who do the most good or bad in the world. use your creativity for ur advantage. you have a gift, use it.  and for all u philistine people out there, i do agree that he she should pay more attention to the road, but stop hating on him her, u guys r just jealous.

myalleyway 9

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:41

you said about the nicest comment about this fml ever. i applaud you. you boosted this persons spirits and reminded them *gently* that they need to be careful on the road. i like you.

Honesty4U 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:27

Were you high?

vivilily 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:38

PATHETIC, ha. from dust really!! nice. don't be on the roads any more your putting other peoples life's in danger!

timhortons 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:48

Not everyone is fit to drive. Just like not everyone can be an astronaut. If you're pretending to be one thing you'll never be while doing something else you're supposed to take seriously, that is pretty much total fail. Do people even think anymore or what's the deal here?