Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a...

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 659

You deserved it 65 793

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 308

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 510

You deserved it 92 593

By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 286

You deserved it 17 180

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 531

You deserved it 44 218

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By Demona666 - 06/12/2021 08:01

Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 968

You deserved it 110

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 704

You deserved it 1 499

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 494

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 275

You deserved it 4 152

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 931

zolltf 4

Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

moshmosh 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:06

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:31

ydi, go get evaluated for A.D.D

LouderThanEver 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:53

Were you on "Salvia"? aha.

SayPlease 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:40

FML? more like MLIA. Not saying that it was an appropriate thing to do whilst operating a vehicle but it is kinda cool that you're a creative person. Just maybe next time you do something like this, make sure you're not driving or putting others lives in danger. Constructive criticism, people.

FilthyJeepGirl 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:11

got weed?

KiNGDuBBz 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:46

Ppl like you shouldn't have drivers license'

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:27

you should sell your car and ride the short bus. before you run someone over.

myalleyway 9

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:43

do not make fun of metally challenged people like this. and stop being so hateful. so they made a mistake and learne from it? havent you made a mistake?

cherry72 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:31

I vote your license should be revoked... who's with me? scares me to think there are other people driving out there on the same roads as me that are like you. please park the until u can come back to reality and pay attention to your driving.