By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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TheDrudgeChild 4

Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.

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killer176671 0

I know how you feel. Those things are like mines. Small, scary, hidden and attack on contact. Your lucky to get away with only a sting or two.

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kinky44 28

Nazis didn't have helicopters, try again.

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soldiat_fml 17

I'm sorry to say, but your ninja-like skills probably aren't very ninja.

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littlexlune 16

The way you worded this makes you sound like a pretentious ****.

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ScarredFlame 17

i thought the word nazi helicotper was a funny word for wasp

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jakeroney98 14

Next time use a small weapon, like a soda bottle (empty) or throw something at it if you have good aim

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cheyluvsturtles 30

is it weird that this sentence makes total sense to me?

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