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By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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bigAC 6

Friday 10 February 2012 18:47

what

TheDrudgeChild 4

Friday 10 February 2012 19:31

Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.

Comments

stuff2710 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:28

comparing a wasp to a nazi is bad. Bad, bad bad, how stupid do you hav to b to realize that that's a snsitive subject and nazis are way wors than ur stupid wasp?

MissMae93 23

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:10

I'm sorry, I couldn't take you seriously with all that "text talk" and horrific grammar.

apepe78 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:28

Loser.

maddy23a 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:47

Screw ninja skills. You need Chuck Norris skills

jwally726 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:47

Where's the your a dumb a$$ button

SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:26

You're an idiot. You don't swing at a bee or wasp. You either ignore it by holding still (this is of couse before it starts stining you) or run from it. If you swing at them they just get more annoyed and attack you more.

MaddiRae 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 8:25

Never, ever get in a fight with a wasp. Those evil little bitches always win!

bookbabe68 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 8:35

101-don't make a play on words related 2 the holocaust its mean. also, a wasp and a nazi has got 2 b like the worst comparison ever

Gloria_GDA 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:08

I think he was high.

MadRoo 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:19

You posted this just so you could "cleverly" compare the wasp with a nazi helicopter and your arm flailing with ninja skills, didn't you? Because it has no content whatsoever.