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By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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bigAC 6

Friday 10 February 2012 18:47

what

TheDrudgeChild 4

Friday 10 February 2012 19:31

Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.

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andythegreat 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:34

So let me see if I translated this correctly, you got made a wasp's bitch because you punched it? How ******* stupid are you? Are you ******* kidding me? You want sympathy because your an idiot? Shut the **** up...

KunoKanashimi 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:09

White people problems.

melons 44

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:21

A wasp in February? Was it lost?

Shafena 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 2:06

MLIA?

idoam 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 2:40

How did comparing a bug to a Nazi chopper seem like a logical thing to do? Terrible, terrible metaphor. This FML hurts to read.

AyaneXx 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 2:55

If you were a real ninja you would wait in the shadows and strike the wasp when it least expects it

Fluhz 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 3:01

Lessons learned. :) Haha.

M3lly_J3lly 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 3:29

cute hehe

ChocolateMoses 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:14

There is no such thing as a helinazi

Capt_Awesome137 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:24

Most amazing way to say "I got stung by a wasp"

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

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