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By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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bigAC 6

Friday 10 February 2012 18:47

what

TheDrudgeChild 4

Friday 10 February 2012 19:31

Apparently he tried to swat a wasp away and got stung. He worded it like an idiot though.

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Phil9316 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:16

I don't even get this.

fpike17 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:03

How did this FML get approved?

bewareimannoyed 13

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:59

so basically you got stung by a wasp?

shoopshoop 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:19

Am I the only one who thinks this is a REALLY bad attempt at being funny..

billreines 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:13

How did this pass the moderation process when mine don't. This is some bull shit

shaniquaaa 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 10:46

Well then you actually won because the wasp died after it stung you. You just have battle scars :D

zombifysara 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:34

That's bees, not wasps.

maronofhearts 19

Monday 13 February 2012 2:22

Wasps don't lose their stingers and die they can sting you as much as they want So he failed just as hard as your comment

joshkie573 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 1:49

This post belongs on MLIA not here lol sounds pretty average to me! (:

TheLawOfSod 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 3:29

A wasp. In the UK. In February?!?

twye 22

Monday 20 February 2012 16:52

Atleast (s)he didnt run away.

yaoifreak 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:56

Uhhhhh.........get a job

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Same thing different taste

Wasps, what the **** do they want?

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