By Anonymous - 08/01/2013 05:20 - United States

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Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
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CueTheMusic 22

Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(

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saIty 17

**** it. Ignore the pain and rock her world.

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Wizboy 17

She's happy that you can't do it while she can, or that she doesn't have to do it with you? :O

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buckdharma 36

Stop making those annoying motorcycle noises.

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chronosphere 18

Dude you that bad in bed? Get a pill or something

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perdix 29

In other words, for two weeks, she won't be accepting organ donations. Her boyfriend must be happy to have his pussy all to himself for a while.

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In_some_bullshit 13

You were Not dead.. I would Not have been able to either.. But um that could be because I lost my Fiancé in motorcycle wreck..

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In_some_bullshit 13

I misread this... Thought he meant she couldn't stay off his d**k...

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Ayanpatel95 7

so u need to learn two things: 1) how to ride a motorcycle. 2) how to make ur wife happy!! lol

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Bagel09 11

Sometimes you can't do anything if a cager doesn't see you. But, we don't know how he crashed so.

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virajjjj 7

Hey man little suggestion, just try new positions and postures. And let the magic begin

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perdix 29

Do you mean during sex or motorcycle riding, because the OP sounds pretty inadequate at both?

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yeongji 31

There are only two reasons for her joy: (1) You are bad in bed, or (2) You never leave her alone.

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DanielleinDC 33

I'm going to guess it's the first one. And OP, now is a great time for a talk with your wife about why she's so happy you shouldn't have sex for two weeks. Perhaps it's time for you to change your tactics. Make sure you know what foreplay is, for one.

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