By Anonymous - 08/01/2013 05:20 - United States

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Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
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CueTheMusic 22

Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(

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saIty 17

**** it. Ignore the pain and rock her world.

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Jordath_Fil 11

Well, now you know how to make her happy... :/

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vvlovesu 9

Sounds like you haven't been considerate of her needs.....

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graphicstyle7 17

You guys REALLY need to sit down and have a grown-up talk about what she does not like about the sex. Otherwise, you are destined to fail. Sorry, but it's the truth. No one wants to be in a sexless relationship unless they are the kind of person with a very low libido. They deserve love too (with someone of a similar drive) but I'm guessing this may not be the problem.

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kawaiichick 9

Pop some painkillers, Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Giddy up !!!

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bLundeee 3

Man I wish I got it more then that! I'm a woman and I'm lucky if I get it 2 times a month!!!

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poor_gurll1198 17

Better up your game

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