By Anonymous - 08/01/2013 05:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 007
You deserved it 8 751

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(

saIty 17

**** it. Ignore the pain and rock her world.

Comments

Maybe she has a condition and intercourse is painful for her therefore she doesn't enjoy it. There's a condition where the muscles down there lock up which means that your little buddy causes hot searing pain every time you two do the deed.

Take it as an indication that you need to step up your game!

ToriTC198 11

Perhaps OP's wife is asexual.

skyeyez9 24

A couple possible reasons: She works full time and comes home exhausted, they have an infant or toddlers running around the house.

That's shady? I've not heard that term used for this situation before!

gregkingsley 4

Sorry buddy, that just sucks for just you apparently.

hateevryone 14

You must not be good in bed, for her to be so happy.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

You really need to talk about that.

Maybe she just hates motorcycles and thinks if anything is going to get you to give it up, it's this...

Your wife must be overworked. ;P Might have to tone it down.