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By b3ardown23 - 07/09/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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shortstuffs23 7

Short people don't like to be stared at because of their height... -_-

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reddawn85 8

Being little doesn't give you a license to be an asshole.

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nebula748 14

Are you sure? I'm 5'8" and I received a license to be annoyed most of the time.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Sounds like he had "Little Mans Complex" Hehehe

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marinus_fml 19

More commonly referred to as little man syndrome.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Funny thing is napoleon was average height or a bit taller than average for those days

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Hamcons 1

If he wants to act like a big boy...knock his ass out like a big boy!

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perdix 29

He probably didn't appreciate it that, as you went to read the price tag, you set your beer down on his head.

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dreamkayy 0

or its possible that someone had mistaken him for a garden gnome earlier that day and you were just the straw that broke the camels back. . .

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thehoneybadger 10

"Midget" is actually considered a derogatory word, OP.

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thehoneybadger 10

Also, unless you actually have dwarfism, then arguing "omgz but calling them little people is so much more demeaning!" won't cut it, because you don't know what it's like having people joke about drop-kicking "midgets". And no, I don't have dwarfism, but I also don't make cruel jokes about people who do.

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leadman1989 15

Because people can't make cruel jokes about dwarves? Several come to mind and most involve lord of the rings one with snow white.

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badactor009 0

WTF, over? "I am a midget so the rules don't apply to me." Midget needs a good old fashioned beat down. Based on this post, I am going after the next midget I see. Probably has it coming to him/her. Besides, I am sick and tired of them getting all the singing roles in the Wizard of Oz, as if they are entitled to it.

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leadman1989 15

You might want to take a chill pill. Midgets are known to travel in packs you might get swarmed.

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lorialt 0

"Wtf-over". I only knew one person who used that phrase. I wish he were still around to use it. Reading it here brought back nice memories, thank you. ;)

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badactor009 0

I double dog dare any swarm of misfit midgits out there to F with me. Cheap shot junk punchers are going down hard.

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