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By b3ardown23 - 07/09/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:41

Must've made a mini-fridge joke too, eh?

kickazz16 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:43

Run* major typoooo

Comments

Honda288 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:57

I would have knocked that tiny bastard out.

jhamann 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:52

The small are angry

GryffinDarkBreed 3

Monday 18 June 2012 23:55

And this is what assault charges are for :)

ninalaura 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:12

Sounds like something that would happen in a Middle America WalMart. Your life does suck!

Steffi 26

Wednesday 12 September 2012 15:12

The guy who punched you has got anger issues.

lazylove101 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 14:10

Always happens

OwenBicker 14

Sunday 25 May 2014 16:03

Did you make sure to tell him you were just looking at the fridget?

I'madumbass 19

Tuesday 31 October 2017 4:25

Ok, I don't understand what you have against tiny people. If you weren't, you wouldn't use "midget". How do I know? I'm tiny (or a midget). 5.3" for life!!!!