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By b3ardown23 - 07/09/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 21:23 - United States - Annandale

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:41

Must've made a mini-fridge joke too, eh?

kickazz16 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:43

Run* major typoooo

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Mipz 2

Wednesday 7 September 2011 20:48

I hate people who are like that. They think everyone cares that they're different, but the only one who really cares is them.

eurostar710 11

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:43

182 people are angry midgets.

icic6772 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 23:00

That's adorable

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:22

this is why I don't read!!

jayaysee 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:45

Lol... That's actually pretty funny... However... You deserved it considering you just called them a midget... That's rude..

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:32

Wait you got beat up by a midget?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:26

Hit in the ball's, dude.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:32

Wait you got beat up by a midget?

maddie2015 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:05

Fun sized nut punch!

lexi365 20

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:31

Did anyone else think of Tucker Max while reading this?

Palirose 22

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:57

Was Dr. Evil around?

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