Love: Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge... - FML

By summinay - 12/11/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML

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summinay 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:32

Guys, my dress wasn't elaborately big. It just has many layers. And yeah I've already laughed about it. Haha.

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XStinaMichelle 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 16:00

Always pee before you put your dress on! Even if you think you don't have to go! Best advice I was given on my wedding day...

SPC117 5

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:58

Atleast it wasn't a video?

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MellyLuck1484 7

Monday 11 June 2012 9:33

... always keep plastic cups for this reason, then just press it against the skin around that whole region, and you can dump it in the toilet after. It makes it a whole lot less messy as well as a lot easier in the big fluffy dress. Also those pictures will be your favorite later in life.

thehipster 3

Saturday 23 June 2012 16:23

Well at least u solved the pee-roblem!

ohfortheloveof 4

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:17

my wife to be says this is her#1 reason for a simple dress

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 23:02

That's why I'm getting a mermaid or an a-line dress.

Sadistic_Siren 6

Tuesday 31 March 2015 18:50

That's what bridesmaids are for lol to hold the dress and take the embarrassing photos :P

brittneedagenaa 6

Friday 9 August 2019 11:37

The royal flush

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