By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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owlfeatures 8

These teenage girls are getting more and more aggressive! Incredible...

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zachherbert 10

Was she pregnant? Just like the past 10 FMLs involving pregos this week.

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SkoomaKi 27

The slutty things some teenage girls wear these days, must have put you in a daze. Just think, the money she stole off you will probably used for condoms (which seems like a good thing since natural selection isn't always the best).

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wetFeline 3

Haha why condoms. Who duh fuq needs em. Besides Africa and India

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redreynard 14

Don't feel bad. To be honest, teenaged girls scare the crap outta me. Theirs is a ruthlessness that puts most Sith lords to shame.

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kicker42 0

come back to reality buddy star wars is just a movie. zombies have a better chance of bring real but that's a whole other playing field. just look around

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MarianneDashwood 0

That's terrible!

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OhDearBetrayal 25

I for one thought it was lovely.

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BellzViola 9

Well if OP ended up defending himself and hitting the girl.. Then everyone would believe he was mugging her. FYL

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TormundGiantBane 3

This is true. It is also the result of feminist claptrap and needs to stop. If you take on a man, expect to get hurt - male or female.

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Clamcreepy 7

she also took your man card. You are a traitor to the male gender.

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laden_swallow09 34

I wouldn't say "traitor". Maybe "on probation".

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fanaticdragon 10

Gimme your money, punk! Are you sure your name isn't Ross Geller, OP?

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ThisIsJoee 4

You shouldve added she was a ninja or something. That way you wouldn't have lost all your man card

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Keliosan 6

As manly as punching a teenager in the face would have made you. Suck it up you can get money/IDs back.

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