Health: Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

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By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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AntX2 1

Friday 29 May 2009 22:28

Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?

allisawk 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:32

My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?

Comments

atomick 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:33

There are very few things that are more disgusting than a pierced belly button. For one thing, they NEVER heal. Secondly they smell really really bad, and finally; if you ever want anybody to touch, kiss, or lick any part of your body, DON'T put a chunk of metal through it. You are stupid. Anybody who gets a belly ring is stupid. Enjoy your infection, dip shit.

BabyGurlBlonde 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 13:32

I have my navel nipples and lip done and my boyfriend loves it, a lot of guys this it's sexy when a girl has pericings. just saying.

lilone08 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:57

Hey look at it this way only you will prob ever notice it and even if someone does then u have a piercing that is unique. If you really dont like it let it heal and get it repierced or get it pierced on the bottom like i did. I love it because I can still wear normal belly rings but its still diff.

janwag 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:09

idk if anyone has said this yet but u could just get the other side pierced, like reflected over the vertical center of ur belly button, i have a lot of friends who have done that and it looks fine.

usagi84 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:24

same thing happened to me. so i kept pushing it to the otherside, and now its healed and centered.

AnotherStranger2 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:06

OHMYGOD! That idiot! Gah... well, look on the bright side: Yours looks different? ...heh. And... people? If he had pierced the sharpie mark, it'd be "Today I got a belly-button piercing. The man pierced it exactly right. FML." Do you realize how stupid that is? IT'S OBVIOUS! Piercing the freckle would be considered "the wrong thing" which = FML. *deep breath* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

rallets 22

Saturday 30 May 2009 8:17

well....which one did he put it through?

Tehalon 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 10:23

Belly button pierced = YDI. You stay away from the belly button! If you have an inny, don't ruin a good belly button, if you got an outy, don't make it even uglyer!