Health: Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

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By Ballshurt - 07/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

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AntX2 1

Friday 29 May 2009 22:28

Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?

allisawk 0

Friday 29 May 2009 22:32

My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?

Comments

Rekabeck 7

Saturday 30 May 2009 15:56

Was it the sharpie mark? He must have been able to tell unless he used a frigging brown sharpie. -.-

jonamo12 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:36

LiveLoveLife is a loser. She just commented on her own comment. Wow.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:57

Rude!

LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:55

@104.... when did I comment on my own comment?? and your not all that great for pointing in out.. because that's just what everyone wants to hear right? Don't start an argument or whatever with me... just saying (:

Le_Rire 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:22

Wow that sucks. Was it THAT far away from the sharpie? People might not notice. I got mine pierced in a freakin' dorm room, albeit with a professional, but he did it perfectly. Yeah, and the whole 'proceeded to' is getting really really annoying as well.

summersong89 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:19

Ohh that sucks OP! At least you can probably just take the piercing out and get it re-done.

scateice 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:18

get 2?

Claire_bear 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:44

to #92, atomick, belly button piercings DO heal f-tard. They def don't smell bad. the ones youve seen must belong to dirty hobos. and it turns some people on to kiss or lick piercings. you wouldnt know what its like if your so against it. So either you're lying about hating them or lying about knowing all this stuff.

zombzomb 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:39

yep, i think girls with belly button rings are trampy, sry2say.

wbrycem 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:53

24 - I'm sure you do. Anyone can go anywhere when they're on the internet. I went to Spain yesterday, and right now I'm in Canada. Tomorrow I'll be in Thailand. Hell, I think I'm gonna go to Brazil right now. Peace. I'm also taking classes in the University of Tokyo.