By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML
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AntX2 1

Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?

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allisawk 0

My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?

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zombzomb 0

@ 113 it's not self mutilation because she didn't do it to herself

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Glam_fml 0

92, I don't know whose belly buttons you are looking at, but they do, in fact, heal. They do not stink. And, finally, just because it's pierced doesn't mean people can't lick/kiss/etc. I have my navel pierced - I should know.

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eleanor_rigby 0

Why is everybody so frazzled that she asked to guess which one was pierced through? Obviously it was the freckle, otherwise she wouldn't have mentioned that there was a freckle and she would not post an FML if everything had gone normally. Jeez.

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Carribu 0

@ #1/24 - Quit being a stereotypical prick. "farmgirl"? Yeah I bet you got to one of the top 10 private colleges. You probably wanted a naval piercing, your boyfriend called you a **** and a *****, dumped you, and now you're coming to vent. Get the hell over yourself. And #111 is right. Anyone can be anywhere on the internet. I'm in ******* Sweden. And how do you know if someone's naval is pierced? What? You don't? WOW.

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hollyHURR 0

Oooft, you should've asked for a refund :/

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14hatemachine 2

this is why you stay away from sketchy piercers who offer you a free fake id! with the purchase of three badly done piercings or more ;3

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Polionixon 2

Hopefully you can still have kids.

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Allord 0

YDi for having a freckle

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linvomittt 0

What an idiot. I used to do piercings professionally, and its reallyyy not that hard to get it right. In fact, belly button piercings are obscenely easy to do. On the bright side, a lot of people get them angled purposely, because they think it'll look cool with certain belly button rings.

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