By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
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ALQ_fml 13

Serious ouch. That's awful. I hope s/he didn't go too far into/all the way through your tongue. Maybe it's time for a new orthodontist. Bright side: the tongue heals extremely fast. You'll be fine in a day, two tops, is my guess.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP won't need a new one lol he got his braces off

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IThinkItsAlright 7

94. You still need a retainer and they see if your teeth dont screw up again...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Ik but no braces >:D

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RetardedChipmunk 7

Sue to cover the cost of those ridiculously expensive braces

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You really are a retarted chipmunk. I'm not sure this situation is sue-able.

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_Oblivion_ 12

You can, it's dental malpractice. He put a hole in the op's tongue

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Joey44 15

#22, you can sue for pretty much anything these days, no matter how ridiculous. This is nothing like as stupid as some things I've heard of people being taken to court for.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

On an episode of "Judge Judy" a lady was suing her dog's haircutter for "cutting off too much hair". She claimed her "Little angel would never be the same again". :S

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deviable 9

Yeah and Judy ripped her a new one for being an idiot.

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Xxak907xX 0

I heard of a lawsuit where some lady sued a rapper for causing 9/11 and having a poker chip worth "Well over a hundred zillions of dollars." *facepalm*

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TheCrazyCoach 0

So have you thought of what to put in the hole?

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twofirstnames 12

Hehe, I once asked my mom what she would do if I got my tongue pierced. She said, "hell no!! You can get AIDS!!" -__- Haha idk how that has anything to do with this but I hope your orthodontist didn't mess things up too bad OP.

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kheise4life 0

You cannot get aids from a tongue ring......

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ProhibitionRose 14

Rofl yes you can! A lot of junkies that share needles can end up sharing all sorts of illnesses/diseases.

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saIty 17

Look on the bright side; you got your braces off! TIME TO CHEW GUM 24/7 GUILT FREE! Until those damn retainers...

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koolkat27 13

haha I still wear braces and chew gum. it doesn't stick to braces like you'd think.

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Laurenlou 24

My dear friends, if you chew sugar free gum with braces, it does not stick and orthodontist have no problem with it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Very unprofessional on the dentists part.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm a panzy? 1) It's PANSY, you idiot 2) I did nothing wrong 3) At least i'm not the ine with the hidden profile. 4) Yes, really.

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urbanfarmgrl 0

It's an orthodontist smart one... Big difference

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Seduisant 7

That's why I have a fear of dentists and orthodontists.

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JordanMelissa 0

I know right! I always feel like they will break my teeth with the scrape thing xD

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Okayitwasme 0

Funny how the Dr.s are never liable for stuff like that. You sign A waver incase they cut the wrong knee, poke the wrong eye and personally for me they filled the wrong tooth!

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HomeAl0ne 20

My dentist filled the wrong hole for me too. Now I'm pregnant. Try claiming that on Medicare.

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Tdevonner 0

Whattt? I wanna go to ur dentist n get my hole filled!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Ouch. Sounds agonizing.

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Joey44 15

Sewing his ass shut would definitely be an inventive revenge, but potentially a bit disproportionate...

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HetaliaFreak 10

This made me think of "The Human Centipede"........

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chelseaaababyyy 17

36 - damn, i hate when i get here too late and someone beats me to it lol

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alexloveyou_fml_fml 8

He may sue your ass for sewing his ass

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