Health: Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both...

By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2008 10:09 - Slovenia

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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TCASE1994 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

It was free though?

thanks_asshole 2

Friday 18 November 2011 0:15

multi tasking

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hateevryone 14

Friday 18 November 2011 5:20

ouch. he must have been blind.

suzy123abc 0

Friday 18 November 2011 5:46

It took me a little while to figure it. At first i was like" what?" but then i was like "OHHHHHH!" lool. I feel like a retard now.

Ibanez3x 5

Friday 18 November 2011 5:50

how on earth does op deserve this?

afulks78 11

Friday 18 November 2011 5:51

Ew ! :(

DustyStorm 16

Friday 18 November 2011 5:51

I work in ortho.....I don't see how this is possible. I call fake.

DustyStorm 16

Friday 18 November 2011 5:53

Don't fear.... I'm in ortho and this story just doesn't happen.

alexxss_fml 10

Friday 18 November 2011 5:53

I don't understand how the OP deserves this?

Orion1434 5

Friday 18 November 2011 6:00

Well you could learn to like it and it'd be a great addition! :)

babygeek 4

Friday 18 November 2011 7:31

That's some serious talent...

SavySituation 0

Friday 18 November 2011 7:53

how sad lmao xD

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